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A letter from an employment agency to Jesus, circa AD30

Thank you for submitting the resumes of the 12 men you have picked for managerial positions in your new organisation. all of them have now taken our tests; we have also arranged personal interviews for each of them with our psychologist and vocational aptitude consultant.

It is the staff opinion that most of your nominees are lacking in background,education and vocational aptitude for the type of enterprise you are undertaking.

Simon Peter is emotionally unstable and given to fits of temper.Andrew has absolutely no qualities of leadership. The two brothers,James and John, the sons of Zebedee,place personal interest above company loyalty. Thomas demonstrates a questioning attitude that would tend to undermine morale. we feel that it is our duty to tell you that Matthew has been blacklisted by the Greater Jerusalem Better Business Bureau. James, the son of Alphaeus, and Thaddaeus definitely have radical leanings, and they both registered a high score on the manic depressive scale.

One of the candidates, however, shows great potential. He is a man of ability and resourcefulness, meets people well,has a keen business mind, and has contacts in high places. He is highly motivated,ambitious and responsible. We recommend Judas Iscariot as your controller and right hand man. All the other profiles are self explanatory.

We wish you every success in your new venture.

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