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1. Stray cats will not be fed.
2. Stray cats will not be fed
anything except dry cat food.
3. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened
with a little
milk.
4. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened
with warm milk, yummy treats and
leftover fish scraps.
5. Stray cats will not be encouraged to make this house their permanent
residence.
6.
Stray cats will not be petted, played with or picked up and cuddled
unnecessarily.
7. Stray cats that are petted,
played with, picked up and cuddled will
absolutely not be given a name.
8. Stray cats with or without a name
will not be allowed inside the
house at any time.
9. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except
at certain
times.
10. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except on days
ending in "y."
11.
Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to jump up on or
sharpen their claws on the furniture.
12. Stray
cats will not be permitted to jump up on, or sharpen claws on
the really good furniture.
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