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Once over the hill, you pick up speed
If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much.
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
If the shoe fits...buy it in every colour.
If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you
a car.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques
Some days are a total waste of makeup.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Dusting
"A house becomes a home when you can write "I love you" on the
furniture."
I can't tell you how
many countless hours that I have spent CLEANING!
I used to spend at least 8 hours every weekend making sure things were just perfect -"in case someone came
over". Then I realised one day that no one came over; they were all out living life and having fun!
Now, when people
visit, I find no need to explain the "condition" of my home. They are more interested in hearing about the things that I’ve
been doing while I was away living life and having fun. If you haven't
figured this out yet, please heed this advice.
Life
is short. Enjoy it! Dust if you must, but wouldn't it be better to
paint a picture or write a letter, bake a cake or plant
a seed, ponder
the difference between want and need?
Dust if you must, but there's not much time, with rivers to
swim and
mountains to climb, music to hear and books to read, friends to cherish and life to lead.
Dust if you
must, but the world is out there with the sun in your eyes,
the wind in your hair, a flutter of snow, and a shower of rain.
This day
will not come around again.
Dust if you must, but bear in mind, old age will come and it's not kind.
And
when you go - and go you must - you, yourself will make more dust!
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