1. I could never
be vegetarian. I'd get sick of eating pasta all the time!
2. I could never be vegetarian.
I'd get sick of eating salad all the time!
3. What did you say gelatine was made of? You're joking.
4. Um, then I shouldn't order
meat for my own dinner, should I?
5. Aren't you worried that
you don't get enough protein?
6. Aren't you worried that
you don't get enough iron?
7.Can't you just pick out
the bits of meat in (insert name of dish here) and eat the rest of it?
8. Hey, you know that has
meat in it, right? ... Just kidding!
9. Gravy for your mashed potatoes?
10. You should feel bad about
the pain and suffering you're causing all those plants you're eating.
(After being informed that
rendered cattle are ingredients in cattle feed)
11. Well, here, all vegetarians
eat chicken and fish, too.